1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:11,616 - I almost caught this spoon. - (Cell phone rings) 3 00:00:11,617 --> 00:00:13,618 - Phone. - Hello. 4 00:00:13,619 --> 00:00:14,842 Yo, E-dog! 5 00:00:14,843 --> 00:00:18,108 You've got 20 minutes before MC Monsterbat drops the 6 00:00:18,109 --> 00:00:20,969 beats from the streets and schools these fools! 7 00:00:20,970 --> 00:00:22,034 Who is it? 8 00:00:22,035 --> 00:00:23,435 MC Monsterbat. 9 00:00:23,436 --> 00:00:25,250 That's me. 10 00:00:25,251 --> 00:00:26,371 Rory! 11 00:00:26,372 --> 00:00:29,308 I'm tuning up for the school talent show! 12 00:00:29,309 --> 00:00:32,988 Rory says he's gonna "drop some beats" at the open mic tonight. 13 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:34,890 - Do we want to go? - (Laughs) 14 00:00:34,891 --> 00:00:37,093 There's a really hot girl going on first. 15 00:00:37,094 --> 00:00:38,961 He says there's a really hot girl going on first. 16 00:00:38,962 --> 00:00:42,031 Does she have one of those wicked, awesome flying V guitars? 17 00:00:42,032 --> 00:00:43,265 No. 18 00:00:43,266 --> 00:00:45,067 I'm out. Sounds emo. 19 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:47,468 Sorry, Rory. 20 00:00:53,276 --> 00:00:56,145 This song is about how I hurt sometimes. 21 00:00:56,146 --> 00:00:59,326 Maybe you'll hurt too. 22 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:04,220 La, la, la. 23 00:01:04,221 --> 00:01:08,924 Ta, ta, ta. 24 00:01:08,925 --> 00:01:10,893 Inside is the dark. 25 00:01:10,894 --> 00:01:12,995 The dark is inside. 26 00:01:12,996 --> 00:01:17,133 I run out of room, no places to hide. 27 00:01:17,134 --> 00:01:21,303 And all I can do.. 28 00:01:21,304 --> 00:01:25,241 Is drag you into.. 29 00:01:25,242 --> 00:01:27,276 The da-da-dark! 30 00:01:27,277 --> 00:01:31,981 The da-da-dark! The da-da-dark! 31 00:01:31,982 --> 00:01:34,150 - The da-da-dark! - (Cell phone rings) 32 00:01:34,151 --> 00:01:39,021 The da-da-dark! The da-da-dark! 33 00:01:39,022 --> 00:01:41,582 The dark. 34 00:01:44,928 --> 00:01:47,229 Hey, mom. No, don't worry about dinner. 35 00:01:47,230 --> 00:01:49,899 I'll grab a rat.. Ratsa.. Pasta! 36 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:53,102 And all I can do.. 37 00:01:53,103 --> 00:01:57,797 Is drag you into.. 38 00:01:57,798 --> 00:01:58,733 (Chuckles) 39 00:01:58,734 --> 00:02:01,254 Love you too. 40 00:02:03,947 --> 00:02:07,307 Everybody get home safely. 41 00:02:07,951 --> 00:02:11,220 Great. How am I supposed to follow that? 44 00:02:18,261 --> 00:02:21,831 She's the girl next door. 45 00:02:21,832 --> 00:02:26,202 Just for me. 46 00:02:26,203 --> 00:02:29,939 What you get is what you see. 47 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:33,319 No more "maybe it's Maybelline". 48 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:39,315 She can give you everything you need. 49 00:02:39,316 --> 00:02:43,185 She's the girl next door. 50 00:02:43,186 --> 00:02:46,577 Nice, but naughty, a heart that's pure. 51 00:02:46,578 --> 00:02:49,959 She's the girl next door. 52 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,420 Just for me. 53 00:02:57,692 --> 00:02:59,675 She destroyed the audience! 54 00:02:59,676 --> 00:03:01,977 I tried to destroy the paramedics when they showed up, 55 00:03:01,978 --> 00:03:04,780 but they asked me to be quiet while they worked. 56 00:03:04,781 --> 00:03:08,313 So the entire football team is in the hospital? 57 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,148 No wonder there's so much room in the hallway. 58 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:12,217 Yeah! Luxurious! 59 00:03:12,218 --> 00:03:14,386 And wedgie-free! 60 00:03:14,387 --> 00:03:19,057 If she can work a crowd like that, she's gonna own the talent show this week. 61 00:03:19,058 --> 00:03:20,065 (Scoffs) 62 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:23,956 You're assuming the judges will have any unblown minds after they see my.. 63 00:03:23,957 --> 00:03:25,430 Fruit juggling. 64 00:03:25,431 --> 00:03:27,591 (Humming) 65 00:03:33,006 --> 00:03:35,766 Pretty good, huh? 66 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:38,951 There she is. 67 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,892 Her name is Serena. 68 00:03:42,115 --> 00:03:43,915 La! 69 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:52,357 Take that, old man Carter! (Grunts) 70 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:54,278 Whoa! 71 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,329 Marty's usually not the wedge-er. 72 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:58,532 Man: (On pa) Attention, students. 73 00:03:58,533 --> 00:04:01,546 The talent show tryouts are starting in the school auditorium. 74 00:04:01,547 --> 00:04:03,101 I know I can't wait. 75 00:04:03,102 --> 00:04:04,369 And yet somehow I will. 76 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,038 - All right. - That is all. 77 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:08,040 Time to get my juggle on. 78 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:11,176 Better hope you juggle better than I spin, bro! 79 00:04:11,177 --> 00:04:13,672 MC Monsterbat takes no.. 80 00:04:13,673 --> 00:04:16,793 P-p-p-p-p-prisoners! 81 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,618 (Mimics scratching) 82 00:04:20,119 --> 00:04:22,099 Buddy. 83 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,000 La! 84 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:41,558 (Grunting) 85 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:49,726 Did she just tell those two guys to fight each other? 86 00:04:49,727 --> 00:04:53,318 Aw! Why won't people fight over me when I tell them to? 87 00:04:53,319 --> 00:04:55,913 I gotta figure out that Vampire mind control. 88 00:04:55,914 --> 00:04:58,223 - You mean "glamouring?" Because I doubt.. - Ethan. 89 00:04:58,224 --> 00:05:01,524 (Echoing) Do my homework. 90 00:05:02,195 --> 00:05:04,062 - Erica. - Yeah. 91 00:05:04,063 --> 00:05:06,198 - No. - Six, seven, eight. 92 00:05:06,199 --> 00:05:08,266 Spin. Pop. No-slide! 93 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,334 Bust? 94 00:05:09,335 --> 00:05:10,652 What's happening here? 95 00:05:10,653 --> 00:05:14,038 Sarah made me work on a dance routine for the talent show. 96 00:05:14,039 --> 00:05:16,040 She's practicing for the tryout. 97 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:19,881 (Whispers) But I'm ditching her. 98 00:05:20,246 --> 00:05:22,840 So, are you gonna come see me and Erica dance up a storm? 99 00:05:22,841 --> 00:05:28,661 No. I'm not really much for storms of the dancing variety. 100 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,748 Oh, and one. 101 00:05:35,328 --> 00:05:38,779 I don't know most of your names, so I don't have a list. 102 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:40,132 Who's first? 103 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:42,167 I'll go first, Mr. Stern! Yeah. 104 00:05:42,168 --> 00:05:44,136 Hey! My apples! 105 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:46,004 Don't worry. I saved you one. 106 00:05:46,005 --> 00:05:48,273 I can't juggle just one apple! 107 00:05:48,274 --> 00:05:51,009 I gotta hit the cafeteria. Excuse me. 108 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:52,076 Make way. 109 00:05:52,077 --> 00:05:55,079 I have a thousand screams in my soul. 110 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,717 I yearn to share them all with you. 111 00:05:57,718 --> 00:05:59,050 Go for it. 112 00:05:59,051 --> 00:06:00,640 This is gonna rock. 113 00:06:00,641 --> 00:06:03,881 I'd better record this. 114 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:07,159 Test. Test. 115 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,500 (Vocalizing) 116 00:06:16,846 --> 00:06:22,174 Feel my pain. 117 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:27,979 Feel my pain. 118 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:34,074 Feel my pain. 119 00:06:34,075 --> 00:06:38,390 Feel my pain. 120 00:06:38,391 --> 00:06:41,451 (Electricity crackling) 121 00:06:42,228 --> 00:06:45,708 (Music playing on earphones) 122 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:49,201 What just happened? 123 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:52,907 The depths of my pain require more bass. 124 00:06:52,908 --> 00:06:57,678 That's the first time a song has given me an ice cream headache. 125 00:06:57,679 --> 00:07:00,019 You're in. 126 00:07:01,214 --> 00:07:03,181 Sorry the power went out. 127 00:07:03,182 --> 00:07:05,541 I just got the urge to bite something. 128 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:09,682 Whatever it was tasted really sparky. 129 00:07:14,159 --> 00:07:16,742 So. What's your secret? 130 00:07:16,743 --> 00:07:19,163 I only rinse out half the conditioner. 131 00:07:19,164 --> 00:07:21,933 No. Not your hair. 132 00:07:21,934 --> 00:07:23,935 Wait, does that work? 133 00:07:23,936 --> 00:07:25,337 Never mind. 134 00:07:25,338 --> 00:07:28,406 How did you get two guys to fight over you? 135 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,108 I sang to them. 136 00:07:30,109 --> 00:07:31,792 They felt my pain. 137 00:07:31,793 --> 00:07:35,693 I need everyone to feel my pain. 138 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:37,123 How do I do that? 139 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,839 With a talent you'll never have. 140 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:45,220 Soon the whole world will feel my pain. 141 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:52,297 No, Rory. You don't have electricity stuck in your teeth. 142 00:07:52,298 --> 00:07:53,365 Phew! 143 00:07:53,366 --> 00:07:58,336 So I come back from my apple run and all the auditions are over. 144 00:07:58,337 --> 00:08:01,005 And the line for the nurse's office is out the door. 145 00:08:01,006 --> 00:08:02,173 What happened? 146 00:08:02,174 --> 00:08:06,074 Oh. Serena sang a beautiful song! 147 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:09,539 Test. Test. 148 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:12,060 (Shrill noise) 149 00:08:12,151 --> 00:08:13,351 That's not what I heard. 150 00:08:13,352 --> 00:08:15,783 There must be something wrong with my phone. 151 00:08:15,784 --> 00:08:19,504 Or something wrong with Serena. 152 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,870 First, the football team riots in the lounge, 153 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:29,207 and then a talent show tryout turns into the boss level Megafightaloid IV. 154 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:32,110 Quit making video game references I don't understand. 155 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:36,014 I felt like I was in a trance, but I forgot the song as soon as it was over. 156 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,215 Maybe she's Justin Bieber. 157 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:39,084 Maybe she's a mermaid! 158 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,952 The Bieber joke was funnier. 159 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:42,421 No, I'm serious. 160 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:46,158 Mermaids can mess with people's minds, and hide their tails on land. 161 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:50,128 We just need to splash some water on her and see if she grows fins. It's easy. 162 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:53,899 Whatever the songbird is, just call me when you want me to kick her butt, okay? 163 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,200 She doesn't have a butt. 164 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,202 Mermaids don't have butts. 165 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,614 (Door slams) 166 00:08:58,615 --> 00:08:59,422 (Sighs) 167 00:08:59,423 --> 00:09:01,006 There you are. 168 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,505 Did you punch that? 169 00:09:02,506 --> 00:09:05,018 I know you're really mad at me for ditching you at the tryouts 170 00:09:05,019 --> 00:09:07,879 because I thought our dance routine was lame and I didn't want to do it. 171 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,847 You did what? 172 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:12,050 But now, I am totally into it. 173 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,853 Serena's going to see who has talent! 174 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,594 Wait. You ditched me? 175 00:09:16,595 --> 00:09:18,694 Oh, stop living in the past, Sarah. 176 00:09:18,695 --> 00:09:22,595 What matters now is that we've got moves to bust! 177 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,295 Oh, yeah, buddy. 178 00:09:24,296 --> 00:09:25,964 Oh, yeah! 179 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,005 (Sighs) 180 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:36,646 (Both screaming) 181 00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:41,596 Okay, fine. Not a mermaid. My bad. 182 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:45,609 (Shrill screaming) 183 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,153 - I can't waste time with dweebs. - (Ethan groaning) 184 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:51,056 I've got songs of pain to bring to everyone. 185 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:54,597 - Help me out here. - Okay. 186 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,629 Definitely not a mermaid. 187 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,487 Your eyes are fine, your ears are good. You're gonna be fine. 188 00:10:02,488 --> 00:10:04,687 Okay, look, look, look. 189 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,104 - Huh? - It's quiet and dark in here. 190 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,850 Like a sensory deprivation chamber. 191 00:10:07,851 --> 00:10:11,109 - What? - Stay in until your ears stop ringing! 192 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,345 Put this on. In you go. 193 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,214 Good boy. That's it. That's a good boy. 194 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,812 - It's dark in here. - No, no, don't worry. 195 00:10:18,813 --> 00:10:20,252 I'll be right here if you need me. 196 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,291 - Smells like shoes. - Playing your video games! 197 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:24,122 I got that new myth monster game! 198 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,925 You bought Myth Monster Mayhem? 199 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,127 - These monsters are so lame! - Can't wait to play it. 200 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:33,784 You know, in a Pixie vs. Leprechaun cage match, everyone loses. 201 00:10:33,785 --> 00:10:37,345 I mean, look at this.. "The mythical Siren's song". 202 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:40,171 "Blasts the brains of her opponents, making them go berserk". 203 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,908 Yeah, like that would ever happen. 204 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,369 (Game noises) 205 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:51,149 Dude! What if Serena is a Siren? 206 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,602 We should analyze one of her songs 207 00:10:52,603 --> 00:10:56,494 and see if it has any supernatural mojo coming off of it! 208 00:10:56,495 --> 00:10:59,413 Benny, I just had an idea! 209 00:10:59,414 --> 00:11:01,382 Maybe Serena is a Siren! 210 00:11:01,383 --> 00:11:03,317 Like from ancient Greece? 211 00:11:03,318 --> 00:11:04,649 We should analyze her song! 212 00:11:04,650 --> 00:11:07,321 No! That was my idea! 213 00:11:07,322 --> 00:11:09,162 Benny thought of it first! 214 00:11:09,163 --> 00:11:11,751 And I'm going to build the equipment! 215 00:11:11,752 --> 00:11:16,192 I have to get started on that equipment! 216 00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:18,387 Come on! 217 00:11:19,117 --> 00:11:21,819 Rory. This is what my name looks like. 218 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:23,383 Rory. 219 00:11:23,384 --> 00:11:25,022 Will you grow up? 220 00:11:25,023 --> 00:11:27,581 This is serious. 221 00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:29,894 - Okay. - Is that a tinfoil hat? 222 00:11:29,895 --> 00:11:31,278 Aluminum foil. 223 00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:34,765 To keep Serena's crazy waves out of my brain. 224 00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:35,712 Duh. 225 00:11:35,713 --> 00:11:39,904 Ethan said earplugs are fine but I'm not taking any chances. 226 00:11:39,905 --> 00:11:41,138 Where is Ethan? 227 00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:43,007 I ordered him to sit this one out. 228 00:11:43,008 --> 00:11:47,571 He needs to recover after his showdown with Serena. 229 00:11:47,572 --> 00:11:51,292 Benny, is my hat tight enough? 230 00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:55,517 Yeah. 231 00:11:55,518 --> 00:11:57,918 Thanks, pal. 232 00:12:01,993 --> 00:12:03,160 Hey, guys. 233 00:12:03,161 --> 00:12:04,796 What are you doing here? 234 00:12:04,797 --> 00:12:07,511 You can't risk more exposure to Serena's song. 235 00:12:07,512 --> 00:12:11,421 When we were eight and we went to see Buzzy and the Big Bee Band, and I cried.. 236 00:12:11,422 --> 00:12:14,009 (Chuckles) He cried? 237 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:16,761 Did you let me face the music alone? 238 00:12:16,762 --> 00:12:19,642 Thank you. Brother. 239 00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:24,869 Earplugs, engage. 240 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,377 - It was you that I knew. - Good job, guys. Good job. 241 00:12:27,378 --> 00:12:29,562 But it hurts when I care. 242 00:12:29,562 --> 00:12:33,963 My red heart is blue, and that just ain't fair. 243 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:38,538 The heart that's in you. 244 00:12:38,539 --> 00:12:40,309 The ultrasonics are off the scale. 245 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,484 What? 246 00:12:41,485 --> 00:12:43,083 There's definitely something going on here. 247 00:12:43,084 --> 00:12:46,546 Your heart is mostly meat! 248 00:12:46,547 --> 00:12:49,240 Yes, your heart is mostly meat.. 249 00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:51,821 - Ethan! - Oh. 250 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:57,530 It's just biscotti. 251 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:06,221 - Man, I hate this emo junk! - What? 252 00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:09,685 - Benny: What? - Rory: What? 253 00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:12,866 What's wrong with you? 254 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,851 Thanks for listening. 255 00:13:17,852 --> 00:13:21,764 If Ethan's mom finds out about this, I am so fired! 256 00:13:21,765 --> 00:13:24,285 (Ethan groans) 257 00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:28,720 Serena's voice is full of paranormal acoustic energy. 258 00:13:28,721 --> 00:13:31,750 She's affecting people's brains. 259 00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:33,671 Rory? 260 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,755 Okay, so this is Rory's normal brainwave pattern. 261 00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:37,990 Pretty dead. 262 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,581 I'm laid back, dude. Why stress? 263 00:13:40,582 --> 00:13:43,109 Play a bit of classical music. 264 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:46,587 (Classical music playing) Rory is nice and calm. 265 00:13:46,588 --> 00:13:50,236 But, as soon as I play even a second of Serena's song.. 266 00:13:50,237 --> 00:13:53,008 (Serena vocalizing) 267 00:13:53,009 --> 00:13:55,993 And Rory tries to bite his arm off. 268 00:13:55,994 --> 00:13:59,063 So Serena is a Siren. How do we stop her? 269 00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:02,066 Well, according to Greek Mythology, and Whata-pedia, 270 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:05,870 the sirens lost a singing contest to the Muses 271 00:14:05,871 --> 00:14:07,939 and were destroyed by their own jealousy. 272 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:11,209 Too bad we don't know the Muses' Agent. 273 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:14,345 What if we become the Muses? 274 00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:17,882 We get into that talent show, and when she turns on us, 275 00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:19,951 we use her own song against her. 276 00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:21,152 How? 277 00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:24,155 I mean, what if she likes her own (Screams) "Yeah" voice? 278 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,076 Yeah. 279 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,093 But we could rig up a phase inverter 280 00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:33,898 and send a negative image of her own evil harmonics right back at her! 281 00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:36,945 Yeah! The old evil-harmonic- phase-inverter trick! 282 00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:37,794 Could work. 283 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:41,072 Yeah! We should totally invert her face. 284 00:14:41,073 --> 00:14:45,683 But how do we get on the show and be good enough to make her jealous? 285 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:49,496 And we'd have to get really close for the phase inverter to even work. 286 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,829 Simple. Music today is all done on computers. 287 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:55,668 We just gotta figure out the formula for the perfect song. 288 00:14:55,669 --> 00:14:56,867 Okay. 289 00:14:56,868 --> 00:15:00,771 Well, just in case you three don't become the hottest boy band of all time, 290 00:15:00,772 --> 00:15:04,073 I'll go tell Erica we may need some more kicks in our dance routine. 291 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:06,354 Good idea. 292 00:15:08,202 --> 00:15:12,749 Guys, we should totally drop one of MC Monsterbat's tracks. 293 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,951 My beats make people feel good. 294 00:15:14,952 --> 00:15:18,340 We'd be called MC Monsterbat.. 295 00:15:18,341 --> 00:15:20,921 And the Muses. 296 00:15:20,992 --> 00:15:23,399 - No. - Both: Muse-atronics! 297 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,537 Muse-atronics! Yeah! 298 00:15:25,538 --> 00:15:27,445 I agree. 299 00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:30,659 Okay. Our music is mathematically perfect, 300 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:36,014 our lyrics use only the most popular words from hit songs of the last 10 years. 301 00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:37,935 And.. 302 00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:42,032 We are robo-tuuuuuunnned! 303 00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:45,513 MC Monsterbat in the house! 304 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:49,343 One, three, five, seven! 305 00:15:50,942 --> 00:15:53,009 You! Me! Never and always! 306 00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:55,045 Baby! Maybe together! 307 00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:57,113 - Love, kiss hurt, pain. - Thank you. 308 00:15:57,114 --> 00:15:59,182 Stay-go, sun, rain.. 309 00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,103 Stop! 310 00:16:01,738 --> 00:16:03,019 That was terrible. 311 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,220 No, truly. 312 00:16:04,221 --> 00:16:06,346 Now, I can either ask you to leave, 313 00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:10,357 or I can give you the last slot in the show and.. 314 00:16:10,358 --> 00:16:13,178 Then I can leave. 315 00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:15,198 So, congratulations. 316 00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:16,967 (Laughs) 317 00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:18,234 All: Muse-atronics! 318 00:16:18,235 --> 00:16:23,575 Hey, Mr. Stern, are you ready for a dance explosion? 319 00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:28,911 No! I'm ready to have a hot cup of tea and my ears flushed. 320 00:16:28,912 --> 00:16:30,697 Goodbye. 321 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,783 (Hisses) 322 00:16:31,784 --> 00:16:32,949 Erica! 323 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,750 No! 324 00:16:37,639 --> 00:16:39,922 So, we're just gonna hang around backstage like losers? 325 00:16:39,923 --> 00:16:41,026 We're here to help. 326 00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:43,569 When Serena hits the stage, things are going to get crazy. 327 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,230 If she opens her mouth again, things will get crazy. 328 00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:48,498 You're really mad. 329 00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:50,466 Yeah, well? 330 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,998 Rory is just so talented. 331 00:16:52,999 --> 00:16:55,349 He can't stick with a single hobby for more than a week 332 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,866 because it doesn't challenge him any more. 333 00:16:57,867 --> 00:17:01,377 Recently, he's very into volunteering at petting zoos. 334 00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:03,312 That's great stuff, Vivian. 335 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,315 He really likes the smaller animals. 336 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,417 I bet you he's going to be a vet when he grows up. 337 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,178 (Crowd applauding) 338 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,150 Good evening. 339 00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:20,051 Good evening and welcome to the 15th annual Whitechapel High talent show. 340 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:25,201 If you could keep your applause to a minimum, we'll get out of here in no time. 341 00:17:25,202 --> 00:17:26,518 Okay. 342 00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:29,430 Our students will now display a variety of skills, 343 00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:32,275 none of which will land them jobs in the future. 344 00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:34,057 Thanks for helping with my hair. 345 00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:36,011 I can't really use a mirror. 346 00:17:36,012 --> 00:17:37,446 Any time, champ. 347 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,748 Hey, Rory, your mom's here. 348 00:17:39,749 --> 00:17:40,866 Right next to your Grandmother. 349 00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:41,899 Oh, that's not good. 350 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,419 Yeah, I'm worried about my Grandma, too. 351 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:46,355 No, you don't understand. I'm worried about everyone else. 352 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,158 My mom can really throw 'em. 353 00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:51,260 Will your Grandma back us up when the magic starts flying? 354 00:17:51,261 --> 00:17:55,298 No chance. As soon as that music starts playing, that hearing aid is going off. 355 00:17:55,299 --> 00:17:57,200 She hates anything without an accordion in it. 356 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,961 (Crowd applauding) 357 00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:05,631 Thank you, Marty. Now, if you could disappear, that would be great. 358 00:18:05,632 --> 00:18:07,886 - Before we get to our show stopper.. - Hi, mom! 359 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:12,816 Here is an act that can only be described as.. 360 00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,049 .. Next. 361 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:16,252 (Noise dies out) 362 00:18:16,253 --> 00:18:17,566 Muse-atronic. 363 00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:20,447 All: Muse-atronics! 364 00:18:20,888 --> 00:18:23,468 Hit it, Benny! 365 00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:25,923 You! Me! Never and always! 366 00:18:25,924 --> 00:18:28,197 Baby! Maybe together! 367 00:18:28,198 --> 00:18:31,479 Hey, I heard about your little dance implosion. 368 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,434 Whoops. 369 00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:34,716 (Hissing) 370 00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:36,012 Ignore her. 371 00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:39,151 She'll be toast in a few minutes. 372 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,378 There's a thing after dinner that ya waitin' for.. 373 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,529 The flava gets your feet tappin' on that floor.. 374 00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,841 You never wanna finish all your brussel sprouts.. 375 00:18:45,842 --> 00:18:48,204 But the treat that's coming, makes you scream and shout! 376 00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:50,260 Uh! Uh! Gotta get that cake! 377 00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:52,392 Yeah! Yeah! Gotta eat that cake! 378 00:18:52,393 --> 00:18:54,460 Yeah! Pop and lock, honey! 379 00:18:54,461 --> 00:18:56,882 Come on now, who wants some cake? 380 00:18:56,883 --> 00:19:01,011 I want some cake! 381 00:19:06,606 --> 00:19:09,272 These people are mine! 382 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,107 Okay, well, she's mad. 383 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,375 I guess we got that right. 384 00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:14,396 (Vocalizing) 385 00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:16,557 Earplugs! 386 00:19:18,382 --> 00:19:22,352 Stop it! These people need to feel my pain! 387 00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:24,993 And so do you! 388 00:19:25,189 --> 00:19:27,529 (Vocalizing) 389 00:19:29,159 --> 00:19:30,959 Ow! 390 00:19:34,557 --> 00:19:36,657 (Growls) 391 00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:38,401 Erica, stop! 392 00:19:38,402 --> 00:19:40,937 The dark is inside.. 393 00:19:40,938 --> 00:19:44,576 I drag you into.. 394 00:19:44,577 --> 00:19:46,309 - Benny! - The dark. 395 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,590 (Screaming) 396 00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:51,704 I got her! You deal with Serena! 397 00:19:51,705 --> 00:19:54,117 The da-da-dark.. 398 00:19:54,118 --> 00:19:57,601 The da-da-dark.. 399 00:19:57,602 --> 00:19:59,927 The da-da-dark.. 400 00:19:59,928 --> 00:20:02,158 The da-da-dark.. 401 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:06,481 The da-da-dark.. 402 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:10,702 The da-da-dark.. 403 00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:13,403 Ethan! Hurry up! 404 00:20:13,404 --> 00:20:16,016 The da-da-dark.. 405 00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:18,074 - The da-da-dark.. - Ow! 406 00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,342 Ethan, do it now! 407 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,144 - I got it. - That's it! 408 00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:24,381 Here's a real magic show! 409 00:20:24,382 --> 00:20:25,868 Yeah, Marty! 410 00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:28,318 The da-da-dark.. 411 00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:31,988 The da-da-dark.. 412 00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:34,569 (Pained scream) 413 00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:37,505 (Screaming) 414 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,369 You can't keep me quiet! 415 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,272 Sorry? What was that? 416 00:20:49,273 --> 00:20:51,913 (Drowned scream) 417 00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:05,988 (All gasping) 418 00:21:05,989 --> 00:21:07,317 That was intense. 419 00:21:07,318 --> 00:21:11,294 Well, guys, I think we just recorded our first number one! 420 00:21:11,295 --> 00:21:13,815 - Yes! - Woo! 421 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:19,807 (All applauding) 422 00:21:23,106 --> 00:21:26,836 Very interesting act, boys. Very interesting. 423 00:21:26,837 --> 00:21:27,733 Take a bow. 424 00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:30,254 Muse-atronics! 425 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,990 Ethan: I think that's the last we'll hear from Serena. 426 00:21:40,991 --> 00:21:43,591 And MC Monsterbat. 427 00:21:43,592 --> 00:21:46,329 Rory: (On pa) Yeah, buddy! Whitechapel High, this ain't no lie! 428 00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:49,068 Monsterbat morning meltdown, don't even ask why! 429 00:21:49,069 --> 00:21:50,704 Chi-chi. 430 00:21:50,705 --> 00:21:53,302 Intramural volleyball begins at 4:00 today. 431 00:21:53,303 --> 00:21:56,072 You can pick up your team vests at lunch, 432 00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:58,307 but don't use them as bibs! I'm just kidding! 433 00:21:58,308 --> 00:22:00,042 - See you later. - You can use them for bibs. 434 00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:03,163 Let's go for a bite. 435 00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:09,067 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com.